yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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