big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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