dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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