Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
honey bunches of taint.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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