She said her name was "party"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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