so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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