one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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