I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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