Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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