You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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