drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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