I'm jealous of your bromance
Someone shit on the floor
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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