what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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