Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
