I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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