Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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