"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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