Pass out mid-funnel last night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I love you.
Bad choice
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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