Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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