I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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