I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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