I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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