Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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