it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
In the future we'll all be gay
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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