i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We're too hungover to prance.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How drunk are you?
Completed.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
