Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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