My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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