I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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