Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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