You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
