no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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