windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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