i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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