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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"

(541): View more from Oregon

dude.

(503): View more from Oregon

yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

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(310): View more from California

my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.

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Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.

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Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.

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