He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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