is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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