Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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