What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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