I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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