Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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