i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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