I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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