nut hugger
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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