So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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