Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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