I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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