just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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