I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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