I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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