he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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