he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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