Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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