just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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