she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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