Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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