What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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